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Rubio Gains 2013 Rockford Mayor Bid But Loses 2016 Presidential Bid
Rockford, IL – Some good news and bad news happened tonight to Senator Rubio on national TV. During the Republican’t party’s response to our Pretendsident, who is from Illinois (the least corrupt state ever), Rubio suffered from extreme cotton mouth
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Vatican City Considers A Rockford Jesus For New Pope
Vatican City, Italy – The world’s wealthiest city and government within another city and country, Vatican City, has decided to replace the current Pope with one of many Rockford Jesuses who are saving lives and making smiles everyday in our
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Local Lady Sick of Nepotism, Yells at Famous Rockford Facebook Page
Rockford, IL – Local woman, Christina Rice, wrote us a chilling story about her feelings for the city she lives in and the upcoming election it faces. Dear RKFDNEWS, I will not be voting to re-elect my city’s mayor because
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A Letter From Our Editor, Tchad: RKFDNews Reveals Evil Debts Plan
Rockford, IL – Debt is evil and we here at RKFDNews.com have shared plenty of it with you since beginning this new adventure a year ago. There’s been a plan all along, you see. Goals rooted in making money; real,
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SupplyCorn Stuns City With Name Change to SupplyPorn
Rockford, IL – What a twisted, unpredictable 24 hours it has been for the City of Rockford, it’s hopeful leaders and depressed civilians. We broke news about Newton, Iowa’s, largest manufacturer, SupplyCorn, moving it’s business to downtown Rockford. We asked
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SupplyCorn Moves to Rockford
Rockford, IL – Let us give a warm welcome to SupplyCorn™. They’ve relocated their headquarters to downtown Rockford all the way from Newton, Iowa. This new and exciting company is responsible for making corn soup packets and other corn related
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