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Byron Man Arrested for Having Sex with Rockford Carp

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Portillo’s Cancels Local Restaurant Plans, Blames Rockford

Rockford, IL –  Portillo’s newest restaurant was supposed to be opening in Rockford this summer, but a press release from Portillo’s Restaurant Group released today shows otherwise. “We truly thank the citizens of Rockford for their enthusiasm and support of our Chicago-style

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Rockford Art Seen, Beer Drank

Rockford, IL  – Staff photographer Max Bordell caught a few highlights from Friday night’s bi-annual, city-wide event, Rockford Art Seen, Beer Drank Festival.  Looks like lots of art was bought to help artists pay their bills. Art Seen, Beer Drank Festival continued

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Rockford Robber Settles For Subway Sandwich and a Few Dollars To Transform City’s Crime

Rockford, IL – A mid twenties man robbed a local Subway restaurant on 11th street a few nights ago in an effort to transform the city’s crime stats. Rockford Dream Police officials are still looking for the man and would appreciate

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Businessman’s Hair Gets Him “Da Shank”

Rockford, IL Local Rockfordian and successful businessman David Johnson, 43, died after he was viciously assaulted with a beer bottle Saturday by a homeless crack dealer who is known around town simply as “The Pipe-Fitter”. The incident occurred Thursday near the

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Health & Fashion Solutions For Stopping Rockford Crime Spree

Rockford, IL – The promise of a new year brings great hope for the Rockford community.  Transformation, hotels, sports complexes, a train line and another Walgreens, Portillo’s and Starbucks are on the horizon, but not if the recent murder spree

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