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ROCKFORFn Too LaZY TO PROTEST
ROCKZORD TOO LAZY TO PROTEST ANYTHING GONG ON IN DA WORLDs OUSeide THE DAORCKFORD lol# PRAY4ROCKFORD#
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Justin Bieber NOT Performing, Big Black Bear Thrills at Rockford City Market
Sources have confirmed that international pop star, Justin Bieber, will not be performing at Rockford’s City Market this summer. There was a giant bear spotted on the northwest side of town today. Local news outlets have confirmed all day that
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29 Arrests Made in Massive Rockford Vision Ring Bust
Rockford, IL – 29 people have been charged with conducting “Vision” stuff. Real, original, excellent law enforcement agents helped conduct the largest Vision bust in the city’s history. A lifetime supply of Chick-Fil-A sandwiches was confiscated and will be handed out at the
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Area Lives Improved by Local Organic Geo-Neutral Free Range Heroin
A great new option for the many health conscious heroin addicts in the Rockford area has just hit the streets. Users can now buy unfilter, GMO free, gender neutral Heroin grown from Rockton’s sustainable poppy plant population and hand crafted
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Magic 8 Ball: Mayor Barry Will Resign To Work For Gorman & Company
Rockford, IL – Gorman & Company, based out of Wisconsin, has hired Mayor Barry Morrison according to our magic 8 ball. Gorman is behind major poverty-profitable projects in the Rockford region including the Hotel stuff, Chinese investments, and the Rockford
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RHA Rezones The Entirety of Rockford As Section 8, Renames City RHAckford
Rockford, IL – The plan to build 70 apartments for low-income residents on the city’s east side has transformed into an entirely new project. In early 2016, Rockford’s city leaders will sell the entire city to the Rockford Housing Authority for $1. All businesses,
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