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Justin Bieber NOT Performing, Big Black Bear Thrills at Rockford City Market
Sources have confirmed that international pop star, Justin Bieber, will not be performing at Rockford’s City Market this summer. There was a giant bear spotted on the northwest side of town today. Local news outlets have confirmed all day that it is not a hoax, and that it really was a big black bear in Rockford. It will be performing downtown at the City Market all summer. My mommy baked me an egg quiche with eggs she bought at city market but the bear ate the rest nom nom nom lol
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