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Justin Bieber NOT Performing, Big Black Bear Thrills at Rockford City Market
Sources have confirmed that international pop star, Justin Bieber, will not be performing at Rockford’s City Market this summer. There was a giant bear spotted on the northwest side of town today. Local news outlets have confirmed all day that
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Budget Breakdown: “Online Reputation Management Project”
Let’s do the math, and sort through the amazing amount of hope-filled economic details in the article,”Online Reputation Management Project,” published by our internet friends at the Rockford Register Star. What is an “Online Reputation Management Project”? Most business professionals and
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#Trickford Escort Discount!
Some local businesses are celebrating the City of Rockford’s “Trickford” marketing campaign differently than intended. The region’s most reputable escort services are pimping their finest services for 50% off of their regular prices throughout the rest of the year. Pimps
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If One Chinese Investor Believes in Downtown Rockford’s VISION…
… The People With The Money Bags and the Downtown Properties Believes in Rockford’s VISION! #Trickford! #Trickford! #Trickford! I believe our selection of fast food restaurants is why I stay in America, especially in the downtown Rockford. Rockford’s east side of
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Tom Cruise Not Moving to Rockford, IL – Downtown Scientology Hotel On Hold
Rockford, IL – Sources close to Thom Cruise have confirmed that he is not moving to Rockford, IL, to redevelop abandoned downtown buildings. Gorman and Mayor Barry have been targeting Chinese investors and Tom Cruz to establish a Scientology Tech Center Hotel in
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Local Belief Escalates While National Hope Fades
Rockford, IL – A new study conducted by the Winnebago County Emotional Awareness Political Science Council (WCEAPSC) released a report this week proving that local “Belief” is skyrocketing. Not all that glitters is gold outside of the Rockford region as national
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