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Harry The Bunny
woke up in rockford at around 3:15am last night. my tummy hurt. tried to sleep it off but was thirsty. walked around the house with a nice warm glass of water. not feeling so parched at that point so I
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Happy Ending for Kryptonite Bar Owner Chris Wachowafcheski
Rest easy friends. I know how worried you were when you heard Kryptonite was closing. You’ve probably heard the rumors that Rockford Art Deli was planning to buy the bar and turn it into an all age venue. We’re relieved
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Area Lives Improved by Local Organic Geo-Neutral Free Range Heroin
A great new option for the many health conscious heroin addicts in the Rockford area has just hit the streets. Users can now buy unfilter, GMO free, gender neutral Heroin grown from Rockton’s sustainable poppy plant population and hand crafted
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16 Things You Never Knew About the Rock River
Sure, you know about dead bodies and the Waterfront Festival. You’re a smart Rockordian with some college experience and a firm grip of Wikipedia. You drink fancy beers at that stimulus package brew house and eat pizza at the City
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Local Musician is Patient Zero of a New Less Appealing Form of Ebola
Coughing? Sneezing? You probably have Luttrell Ebola. Local scientists have traced the virus back to a singer/song-writer by the name of Derek Luttrell. LE (Luttrell Ebola) hasn’t yet claimed any lives, but it has cost out local economy hundreds of
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Chinese Currency to Replace American Dollar in Rockford and Winnebago County
Rockford, IL – City of Rockford’s council voted to replace the American dollar currency in exchange for the Chinese Renminbi (REN) Yuan currency. A new currency designed by Chinese economic consultants for our county–Yuan Schwen Ren Barry–has been introduced to assist
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