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Everyone In Rockford Will Die Of Alcoholism or Pride
Rockford, IL – New reports coming out of Springfield, IL, via the US Dept. of Internal Health Affairs has predicted that most people living in Winnebago County (Rockford area) will die of alcoholism or pride caused by unemployment and fast
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Another Train Long Gone – Rockford in 2015
2015 was interesting for the Rockford area. You people talked about trains, hotels, casinos, and hope. Like a broken record at this point. Buildings knocked down, some with busy-bees flying about planning stuff. Weeks on with work, months off without.
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Harlem Road Toll Bridge Reopens With Portillo’s Drive-Thru Spring 2016
Machesney Park, IL – The Harlem Road Toll Bridge is being reinstalled come spring 2016. The once-avoided toll bridge will begin construction to re-add it in mid-January, 2016, with an expected finish of May, 2016. Machesney Park sources have stated that
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Congratulations, Peter Cetera, 2016 Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame Inductee!
We are the only Rockford area noose breaking operation to share this exciting news and piece of local rock and roll history: Peter Cetera, ex-member of Rockford area bands, Kal David and The Exceptions (1962) and The Exceptions (1965), has been
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Psychology Majors Stumped By Rockford Arts Organizations, Etsy Makers, Videographers, and Tee Shirt Printers
Rockford, IL – Psychology majors are having a hey-day with conducting regional reports on Rockford area arts organizations, etsy makers, videographers, and tee shirt printers who are perfecting the art of sucking off of the public teat behind the community’s back while
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Sean & Cathy Reunion, A Thanksgiving Eve Celebration: November 25th, The Olympic Tavern
Rockford, IL – The City of Rockford, its leaders and community, is invited to enjoy an evening at The Olympic Tavern on Thanksgiving Eve, November 25th, 2015. The Olympic throws a wonderful Thanksgiving Eve party by giving away turkeys all
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