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Super Group, Emerald Derby, Previews “I Don’t Eat In Rockford”

Johnny Emerald The IIIrd, Rockford’s Homeless Pop Star, Has Teamed Up With The Wealthy Lord and CEO of ALL in the YOU$A From $chaumburg–Lord Thomas Derby–For  A New Record Tentatively Titled, “Mister Johnny & Lord Thommy Sing The Rockford Blues

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Rockford Aldermen Vote To Forgive Student Loans Acquired By Anyone Born in Rockford after 1968

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Rockford, IL – Anyone with student loans living as a citizen in the Rockford, IL and Winnebago County region are getting a pass from Rockford’s 13 Aldermen. As of Monday night, June 2nd, 2014, anyone born after 1968 who has

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Georgia Man Hates RKFDnews Stories but Loves Atlanta Falcons and Pink Ponies

Rockford, IL –  Chad Mowberg and his family miss Rockford.  The Mowbergs moved to Cumming, Georgia, a few years ago to be closer to their favorite NFL team, the Atlanta Falcons.  Southern team spirit combined with a northern passion for

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Local Man Loves A Fresh Plate of Italian Nachos After Sunday Church

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Rockford, IL – Jason Nelson, an age 42 divorced father of one, has made the best of his weekends in Rockford this year by enjoying a plate of Italian Nachos from Old Chicago on East State Street with a pitcher

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Local Ad Firm Owner Decides To Become a Pony

Rockford, IL – Local ad firm owner and internet-mobster, Ray Gramcracker, has decided to become a pink pony with his free time. You will sure as f**k learn more when we know less.™ – Chief Tchad Beale

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Man Eats Llama Renames Himself

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Beloit, WI – A man from Beloit survived a Red Winged Black Bird attack and months lost in the South Beloit forest Preserve thanks to his faithful companion, a pet Llama named “Linda.”  However, the llama didn’t make it out alive

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