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Rockford Principals Enjoy Tuesday Threesomes Together
Rockford, IL – Three fellow principals from a RPS205 high school, Jailford, middle school, Tacovelt and a special one from the catholic h.s., Druggylan, have been sharing a mutual hunger for the same thing tax-payers do. Tax payers want to
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Rockford Scanner Defeated by Totalitarianism, Fascism, Socialism, and a touch of Communism
Rockford, IL – We will miss you for every smile and laugh you gave our staff around the clock. Rest in peace or until you come back with major changes made to accomodate our city’s leaders, RockfordScanner. The very popular
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Local Man Wakes Up Happy After Years of Bending Over For Rockford Area Morons
Rockford, IL – This is a story of hope, change and progress for all Rockfordians considering a major change and move. Lawrence Egon Spengler, 34, was named after his father’s favorite Ghostbuster, played by Harold Ramis in the popular 1980s
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Hononegah Wins Game, Loses Land
Rockton, IL – The final whistle of Friday Night’s game sounded the end of a battle between the Harlem Huskies and the Hononegah Indians in a home victory for the Indians by a score of 28 to 18. But there
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Johnny Emerald The IIIrd releases 6th Song, “Hey Jude (What happened?)”
Rockford, IL – Johnny Emerald The IIIrd had a busy day today. Rockford’s famous homeless singing star, released his 6th song online tonight off his forthcoming full-length debut, “Hey Jude (What happened?)“. Listen to it and his other songs below. He also gave his
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