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Two Ways to Make Your Wife Happy
Rockford, IL – For many husbands, wives can be downright confusing. One night, a husband looks at his wife with sad porcupine eyes and suggests romance. She replies in frustration, “Not tonight. Is sex all you men think about?” A
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Poork Town: Rochelle Man Cut Off From “All You Can Eat Fish”, Files Lawsuit
Poork Town is a special series from RKFDnews.com that focuses on what makes our community’s egos, stomachs, necks, legs, arms, butts and heads so large, poor, and proud. [hr] Rochelle, IL – Richard Beneger, a Rochellian native aged 51 and 550
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Partier Overdoses From Krockadyle Drug – Krokodil™ Inventor Furious at Rockford Party People
Rockford, IL – He is certainly the type of person who does not like to party. It’s no wonder that the Krokodil™ inventor, Igor Nahallaha, has spoken out to RKFD News about a “Rockford idiot steal my alligator medicine invention and make
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Poork Town: Community Prayers Answered, Portillo’s Coming To Rockford
Poork Town is a special series from RKFDnews.com that focuses on what makes our community’s egos, stomachs, necks, legs, arms, butts and heads so large, poor and proud. Rockford, IL – Gerrard Himmis, 30, has been praying for Portillo’s restaurant
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Endangered Alligator Found Napping Near Whitman Street Bridge and Rock River
Rockford, IL – Lawrence Bottums, 47 and homeless, was taking a nice nap in an abandoned boat near the Whitman Street bridge when he had to go pee pee. Bottums calls the bridge “my favorite place in town to
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Locals Protest Free Parenting Classes
Rockford, IL – A large crowd of 70,000 misinformed Rockford area parents of all shapes and sizes, single and nuclear, gathered outside of the RPS205 building in downtown Rockford to protest free parenting classes being offered by the City of
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