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Rockford Named Jizz City, USA

Rockford, IL –  America’s contributions to world culture includes jazz, baseball (debatable), soda pop, Levis, the Simpsons, Baywatch, commercialized evangelism, hip-hop, country-pop music (the bad kind, circa 1985 to present) , hillbilly pride, ebonics, cheap beer, skunk weed, porn and

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Downtown’s Crown Jewel, Coronado Theater, Continues To Host Town Forums Instead of Events That Attract Out-of-Towners To Spend Money In Rockford

Rockford, IL – Downtown Rockford’s crown jewel, Coronado Theater, continues to host local prep rallies versus events that bring people in from all over to spend their money in Rockford. Thursday night’s event, “Transform Rockford” (another pride thing to make Rockford

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Transformers: Rise of the Rockfordians

Rockford, IL –  The fourth movie in the popular Transformers series focuses on our beloved city– or what’s left of it in the year two thousand and thirteen.  Director Michael Bay’s opening ten minute scene captures forty years in the

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Listening to John Diliberto, Smiling, & Free Work Rebuilds Rockford’s Less Traveled Roads & Mostly Broken Homes

Rockford, IL – The regional recession that began in the late 1970s for Rockfordians emotionally prepared the city for it’s final bow over the last ten years.  Economists (US Dept. of Labor) and publications (Forbes) have been hinting for 40

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James the Wet Pussy Cat Mauls Alejandro the Latin Kings Servant

Rockford, IL – News broke over the scanner last night that screeching and screaming was heard in the northwest neighborhood near Huffman and Riverside where gang warfare along with the community’s fears are rising.  Sources have confirmed that an angry

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Poork Town: Rockfordians Petition to Make KFC Original Recipe the State Bird

  [hr] Poork Town is a special series from RKFDnews.com that focuses on what makes our community’s egos, stomachs, necks, legs, arms, butts and heads so large, poor, and proud. [hr] Rockford, IL – While many congressmen in Illinois return to

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