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Vatican City Considers A Rockford Jesus For New Pope
Vatican City, Italy – The world’s wealthiest city and government within another city and country, Vatican City, has decided to replace the current Pope with one of many Rockford Jesuses who are saving lives and making smiles everyday in our
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SupplyCorn Moves to Rockford
Rockford, IL – Let us give a warm welcome to SupplyCorn™. They’ve relocated their headquarters to downtown Rockford all the way from Newton, Iowa. This new and exciting company is responsible for making corn soup packets and other corn related
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War Rages On: Local Broccoli Inventors Suffer Positivity Attack
Rockford, IL – War Rages On in Rockford, IL. The battle for Auto-Zone’s parking lot on North Main Street was the scene of defeat for the Logic Squadron this past weekend. John and his wife, Rinny Roderick – local Logic
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Leon Sandcastle Confused By Big Mayan Mistake
Rockford, IL – 2012 should have meant the inevitable end of the world to all human life as we know it. Scholars, scientists, and local astrology fanatics were convinced it was the end. “But it wasn’t. That’s what’s so messed
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Bartender Promoted To Strudel Chef
Articles receiving overwhelming site traffic from targeted regional IPs auto-translate themselves to that region’s language. Th’ noo economah is bein’ recalculated t’noo heights in Rockfo’d, IL. No certificashun needed, a local man wakes up fum slin’in’ shots an’ gittin’ ev’ryone
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ROCKFORD — Four small children linked to at least one armed robbery of an Oberweiss milk delivery driver were arrested on a charge of armed robbery and biting.Several robberies have been reported around the area all with similar stories. Three
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