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Where’s Rick? There’s Larry! | #1

Rick Nielsen Sighting provided by Linda Roberts, Rockford, IL: “I was pulling around aisel eight at the Hilander grocery mart on Rural St. when I spotted a man dressed in all black. At first I thought it was Johnny Cash

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2012 Election Endorsements from RKFD News

Rockford, IL – What an exciting time to be an American.  Better yet, what an exciting time to be a prosperous, proud American living and working in Rockford, IL.  Our region is known for hope, change, and progress through the

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Happy Unemployed Educated Males Baffles Nation’s Best Psychotherapists According To A New Regional Report

Rockford, IL –  Northern IL is known for baffling the rest of the country with poor economic statistics.  Natives often confuse emotions with math and metaphors, but they’re also confusing the nation’s best professional psychotherapists who have been monitoring the

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New Species Of Rabbit Discovered

Chemung, IL – Every stripper dreams of being discovered by talent agents leafing through their dressing romm’s panties drawer. If rabbits have such aspirations, consider them satisfied in Chemung, IL. Researchers from Wisconsin recently spotted a previously unknown species while randomly

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Unemployed Engineer Wakes Up From Dream To Share It With Internet

Rockford , IL – Local unemployed engineer, Ronald Donaldson, emailed RKFDNews.com about a dream he had this morning – that he also shared with his friend’s friends on facebook – that he now wants to share with all of us. Thank you, Mr. Donaldson, for sharing your dream with us. Read below for his transcript.

“Dear RKFD News,

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TEDx Event Will Inspire Locals To Continue Telling Stories To Each Other

Rockford, IL -TEDx – the popular online community site that inspires professional people (and lazy web surfers needing to get their day going if coffee doesn’t) to think with other peoples ideas – is coming to town! The TEDxRockford’s PR statement says, “the goal of TEDxRockford is to tell stories around the model’s four main themes: 21st Century Brainpower, Innovation and Entrepreneurship, Quality Connected Places, and Branding with New Narratives.” We thought locals were trying to do that for decades, but now we know that TED is listening to us!

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