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Now That That Whole Cheap Trick Petition Thing Is Over, Rockfordians and Local Media Get Back To Petitioning For Jobs and Fuddrucker’s To Come Here

Now That That Whole Cheap Trick Petition Thing Is Over, Rockfordians and Local Media Get Back To Petitioning For Jobs and Fuddrucker’s To Come Here

Rockford, IL – 2015 is over.  Thank yous to Larry, Chief Chet, and all of the biased local media outlets for spreading positivity in dark times.

Now that that whole Cheap Trick community petition thing is over, Rockfordians by the tens and twelves along with local media’s drunk dirtbags, producers, and bat-shit crazy ninja kicking editors are getting back to petitioning for jobs and fast-food chain giant, Fuddrucker’s, to come to town.

Fuck yes, Rockford– we can do!

Imagine if people actually spoke up for important things that matter to the quality of life for everyone vs. their appetites for classic rock appreciation and more fast food chains.

Learn more to know less in 2016. We know you will.

– George Brawn

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