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Welcome to Rockford, Josh Duggar, We CAN Help YOU!
Family Values spokesperson, Josh Duggar, may be getting positive help for his sexual activity addictions in Rockford, Illinois. This is great news for the region while it goes through economic and emotional transformation. The Duggars have a history with Rockford, often visiting to do the Lord’s work to increase emotional content equality for the internet and God’s vision for Rockford!
Local media, marketing and city government officials NEED to get on this right now! It’s wonderful, positive press for a beautiful city that can help Mr. Duggar have less sex. Rockford is a great place to replace one addiction with another that’s positive. We have wonderful eateries and churches.
We’re here for you, Mr. Duggar, chin up!
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My underpanties smell!
Sorry to hear that! Think positive!
What a bunch perverts. I bet if we check your records you ought to be in jail for the illegal activities you are involved in.
You are a model citizen! Congratulations for having a slanderous, negative opinion to share with all of us here on the world wide web of useless information. You Duggared yourself, Jonas!