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Back to homepageForest City Fashion: Bedazzled Jeans Transforming Rockford
Rockford, IL – Men and women of all shapes and sizes have been bedazzling Rockford’s fashion transformation with plastic jeweled jeans. These hot jeans are also transforming Rockford’s night life according to sexy locals. Jeannie Sartonio, 19 year old single
Read MoreTransformers: Rise of the Rockfordians
Rockford, IL – The fourth movie in the popular Transformers series focuses on our beloved city– or what’s left of it in the year two thousand and thirteen. Director Michael Bay’s opening ten minute scene captures forty years in the
Read MoreRockford Scanner Defeated by Totalitarianism, Fascism, Socialism, and a touch of Communism
Rockford, IL – We will miss you for every smile and laugh you gave our staff around the clock. Rest in peace or until you come back with major changes made to accomodate our city’s leaders, RockfordScanner. The very popular
Read MoreLocal Man Wakes Up Happy After Years of Bending Over For Rockford Area Morons
Rockford, IL – This is a story of hope, change and progress for all Rockfordians considering a major change and move. Lawrence Egon Spengler, 34, was named after his father’s favorite Ghostbuster, played by Harold Ramis in the popular 1980s
Read MorePublic Petitions To Book Johnny Emerald The IIIrd at Rockford City Market Party
Rockford, IL – The community spoke up this past weekend on Twitter. They want homeless singing sensation, Johnny Emerald the IIIrd, to perform at Rockford’s City Market, a popular weekly drinking party that brings Rockford’s thirstiest people from all over
Read MoreJohnny Emerald The IIIrd releases 6th Song, “Hey Jude (What happened?)”
Rockford, IL – Johnny Emerald The IIIrd had a busy day today. Rockford’s famous homeless singing star, released his 6th song online tonight off his forthcoming full-length debut, “Hey Jude (What happened?)“. Listen to it and his other songs below. He also gave his
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