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Locals Debate Romney-Obama Debate At Stop-N-Go

Rockford, IL – A debate about the first Romney – Obama debate went down at Stop-N-Go on North Main St. in Rockford, IL today.  Local man, Terry Chadwick, stopped in for the newspaper and coffee to find himself in the

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Morning-After Results: Bears Win On Chad & Jenny’s Date Night

Rockford, IL – The Chicago Bears played the Dallas Cowboys in Texas last night.  Meanwhile in Rockford, IL, Jenny Livingston went on a date with Chad Anderson.  The young couple enjoyed their second date together at Social in downtown Rockford.

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President’s Bus Drives Past Rockford to Freeport

Rockford, IL – The President’s cavalry was seen driving past Rockford, IL earlier this month.  The 1.1 million dollar bus, along with a companion bus and a cavlary of vans cruised on I-90, right past Rockford, IL. “The decision to

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Famous Guitarist Visits Rockford, Gets Arrested

Rockford IL – Quinn Gelastio, rhythm guitarist for the heavy metal band FrequencyX2 was arrested tonight for possession of a controlled substance (Blue Ice). Police became suspicious after watching the heavy metal guitarist smoking something “non-traditional,” says Sergeant Whill Jorgens. 

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Chris Chelios Blames Jay Cutler For Packers Loss

Green Bay Packer fans along with their biggest-super-Packer fan, Chris Chelios, reacted to their team’s loss tonight by turning to online rioting, and by burning jerseys of Chicago Bears quarterback, Jay Cutler. Chelios was seen partying with his Packer fan

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Morning After Results: Bears Vs. Rams

Packer Fans Claim They Have Hotter Bodies Week 3 in the NFL sees the Chicago Bears taking on the St. Louis Rams.  The game is currently in the second quarter and we are predicting that the Green Bay Packers fans

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