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REA (Rockford Education Association) Plot Next Teachers Strike
Rockford, IL – The city’s largest employer, RPS205 (Rockford Public School District 205), have been pretty quiet since their last strike in 2011. The Chicago Teachers strike in 2012 caused many to act out in jealousy which we covered, click
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Dollars PLUS A Major Plus To Rockford’s Growing Wallets
ROCKFORD, IL – Dollars PLUS™, a national chain of low cost convenience stores, announced that they will be building their next three locations throughout the Rockford area. Paggy Monsoon, public relations representative for Dollars PLUS™, spoke at a press release
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GAP Store Returns To Rockford
Fuckford, IL – Guess what’s coming back to Rockford? The very popular clothing store, GAP, is building a clearance rack warehouse with an adjoining storefront and fruit juice bar at Perryvillage & Wrote (more sh!t for you) roads. It left
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Rubio Gains 2013 Rockford Mayor Bid But Loses 2016 Presidential Bid
Rockford, IL – Some good news and bad news happened tonight to Senator Rubio on national TV. During the Republican’t party’s response to our Pretendsident, who is from Illinois (the least corrupt state ever), Rubio suffered from extreme cotton mouth
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Local Positivity Fights Economic Logic
Rockford, IL – The war is raging on. Positivity is at an all-time high around the Forest City of Hopes, Dreams, Sounds and Visions. The battle against logic for possession of peoples’ minds has taken it’s battle to popular social media
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Local Criminals Giving Thanks For Free XBox Machine
Rockford, IL – Local criminals have gathered by the dozens throughout the Northern IL state-line. They are giving thanks today to all home-owners, businesses, and pedestrians that have helped them achieve and obtain everything they could’ve ever needed to be
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