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Local Man Stabs Duck
Rockford IL– A Mallard duck was punched in the beak and stabbed in the back by a naked masked intruder, police said. Witnesses told police just before 2:30 p.m. Friday, that a naked man– in what appeared to be Mexican
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Extremely Drunk Guy Flees McD’s For Wendy’s Chocolate Ice Cream
Rockford, IL – Thank you to RockfordScanner.com for the news tip. To quote them directly from their Facebook page, which 20,000 estimated idiots like ourselves follow (we do it for RKFD research): Extremely drunk guy attacking people and McDonalds employees
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Beloit Woman Attacked by Famous Photographer
Rockford (RKFD) – A Beloit woman says she was attacked by a famous photographer downtown while she was day-drinking at a sports bar. Cindy Vellentyn, 45, of South Beloit, says she was saved by an unknown film student. Vellentyn set out Friday morning
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Woman Stabbed by Potato Man
ROCKFORD – A 32-year-old woman is expected to survive after being stabbed in the stomach and the eyebrow at about 9:45 p.m. Thursday in the 400 block of King Street. Police are looking for a suspect who goes by the
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Mr. Bubble Stabbing – S. Alpine
ROCKFORD, IL – North New Mildford county police responded to a business in the 6300 block of S. 11th Street. The stabbing was reported around 11 p.m. and occurred near Los Buenissimos Liquores y Lavanderia, or a local bar, or the
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Beaver Valley College Sues Student Over Snickers Bar
ROCKFORD — Toga Party week is months away, but Zach Bergman is gearing up for what could be the toughest test of his manhood and dignity. Beaver Falls College is suing Bergman for damage to a vending machine . The
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