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Hope Robs Mother Protecting Son
Rockford, IL – Nancy Beladonna is still in shock. “We didn’t sleep all last night. I’m tired from crying and looking out my windows. I feel like Hope is all around us, waiting to rob us again of everything we
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RKFDP Officers and Fox Standoff Ends In Sticky Situation
Rockford, IL – A very sticky situation went down in Rockford last night. A Fox defending himself with his gluegun was fatally shot by RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers following a standoff in the far west side early Monday morning. The
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Vicious Chickens Attack Grandmothers
Rockford, IL – Around 7:04 this morning, members of the Booney County Animal Control were called to the 2100 block of Canningham Road for a call about chickens wildly attacking several elderly women. Police and fire were also dispatched to
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Local Radio Jocks Caught Shoplifting
LOVES PARK- Local Radio Dj’s Slim Boulder and his co host Tripple Tea were arrested Saturday after being caught shoplifting a six pack of beer a Halestorm cd three Nickleback cd’s two Godsmack cd’s a box of candy and 2 tins of chew
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Affectionate Bear Attacks On The Rise
Rockford, IL – The Forest City’s Bear Police say a Rockford man was assaulted last night by a grizzly bear. The report states that a man was walking along the Rock River towards home from a local downtown pub when
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Nintendo’s Mario Beat Up By Video-Game-Racists & Film Crew
Rockford, IL – According to the very popular, local, celebrity crime reporters, Rockford Scanner, something ridiculous went down on the corner of Perryville and East State today. Something too true to be good enough for us to make up. The
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