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Balloon Man Robs Store of Cash and Snickers Bars
Rockford, IL — A man using a balloon filled with an unidentified substance got an undisclosed amount of cash today by robbing the city’s very profitable Half Dollar General Store. The robbery occurred at 4:20 p.m. at 1015 Charles St. A
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Man Woman or Beast Robs Gas Station
ROCKFORD-(RKFDP) are seeking help to locate a man or woman or beast who robbed a Rockford gas station of its dignity and leftover holiday cheer early Saturday morning. Around 2:45 a.m. Saturday, a man or woman or beast entered Roy Ranger’s
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Sexy Bald Eagle Shot On School Bus
Rockford, IL – “It was so Cray Cray,” recalls Sally the Squirrel about the day when her friend, Jenny the Balding Eagle, was shot and soaked almost to death while they were on their school bus last month. She says
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Poor Child Speared by RKFDP SWAT Team
Rockford, IL – Members of the RKFDP SWAT (Rockford Dream Police Department’s School-Yard Whoop Ass Team) TEAM surrounded a home on Hamster Circle near Finkleton Middle School Sunday afternoon. Officers said they were trying to negotiate with an armed child barricaded inside
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RKFDP Officers Shoot & Kill Porcupine
Rockford, IL – Fourteen RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers shot and killed a Porcupine holding a woman at porcupine-point Friday morning. The shooting happened about 7:45 a.m. at a motel near the Moel Beal Gas Station on the 3800 block of River
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11 Year Old Pony Shot By RKFDP
Rockford, IL – An 11-year-old pony was shot Saturday night while galloping near the Fairgrounds Valley housing project. RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers said the pony was walking with other ponies playing pony games and telling pony stories in a
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