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Purple Lion Attacks Children
Rockford, IL – With a fresh pot of coffee in her hand, Krystal Evoloafredrick explained why she likes her cafe being so small. “In a normal place, I’d have to walk around all day,” she says. “Here, I just stand in
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Man Dressed in Bunny Suit Stabbed
ROCKFORD, IL – A Man dressed in a bunny suit was stabbed by RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers Saturday night. The Man attacked 3 children and a dog with candy and treats around supper time. Sources say it was
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Rochellian Man Goes Craysee In Dixon
Dixon, IL – A Rochellian man has been arrested for allegedly waving a sharpened deer skull at law enforcers who were investigating a report about unruly conduct at a relative’s trailer in Dixon, Illinois, yesterday. The sheriff’s department spokesman, Monsignor
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Crime Prevention Carp Language Discovered
Rockford, IL – Imagine two carp swimming in the Mighty Rock River. You hear a series of clicks, whistles and whines coming from each; much like a conversation in Dolphin language. It seems one carp can call another carp specifically by
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Famous Bank Robber Stimulates Forest City With Endowment
ROCK-O-FORD, IL – The FCDBI (Forest City Dream Bureau Investigators) and local RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) are searching for a man dubbed “Penis Gun Steve”. Steve is believed to have robbed two banks earlier this year and attempted to rob
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TEDx Returns to Rockford, Idea Makers Gather For Story Hour Day, Many Prepare to Drink Coffee
Rockford, IL – TEDx is back and he wants to hear your ideas, Rockford! Today’s event, TEDxRockfordLive, will feature lots of coffee and stories from locals about ideas and stuff. Word is that everyone will walk away inspired to make
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