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Rockford, IL – Staff photographer Max Bordell caught a few highlights from Friday night’s bi-annual, city-wide
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Rockford, IL – A mid twenties man robbed a local Subway restaurant on 11th street a
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Rockford, IL Local Rockfordian and successful businessman David Johnson, 43, died after he was viciously assaulted with
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Rockford Scanner Defeated by Totalitarianism, Fascism, Socialism, and a touch of Communism
Rockford, IL – We will miss you for every smile and laugh you gave our staff around the clock. Rest in peace or until you come back with major changes made to accomodate our city’s leaders, RockfordScanner. The very popular
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Hungry Burglars Hit Dominos and Subway
Several hungry burglars attacked local businesses just before midnight tonight. Children riding their bikes after curfew on a school night down N. Main St. in Rockford witnessed 2 starving crooks throwing bricks through the window of the Dominos at 2922 N Main St….
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REA (Rockford Education Association) Plot Next Teachers Strike
Rockford, IL – The city’s largest employer, RPS205 (Rockford Public School District 205), have been pretty quiet since their last strike in 2011. The Chicago Teachers strike in 2012 caused many to act out in jealousy which we covered, click
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Small Puppy Abused
A pioneering study at the Rockyferd College suggests humans have a lot to learn from rubber chickens. Rubber chickens can help people develop empathy and enhance social and leadership skills, according to a recently-completed study of chicken-assisted learning among 21 nurses
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AMATEUR Sports Complex Approved – AMATEUR Bidding For Smoke & Mirrors Marketing Budget Starts Now!
Rockford, IL – The City of Rockford’s tourism bureau, RACVB (or Go Rockford!) and all of their backdoor deal makers discovered they were 15.5 million dollars short last year to build a modern, AMATEUR sports facility project in downtown Rockford.
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Young Mother of Two Assaulted at Gun Point on Bike Today, True Story
Rockford, IL – This isn’t noose to many of you, but a young mother of two was threatened at gun point today. As much as we enjoy sharing the noose for most of you, this is a Rockford “story” all
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