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Downtown Rockford’s poor, old, brick Building (which sat predominantly vacant since 1978) has caused locals to
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Provolone Ferne Ristorante Cucina Kök’s west side grand opening has been cancelled due to the horrific
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2012 Election Endorsements from RKFD News
Rockford, IL – What an exciting time to be an American. Better yet, what an exciting time to be a prosperous, proud American living and working in Rockford, IL. Our region is known for hope, change, and progress through the
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RKFDP Officers and Fox Standoff Ends In Sticky Situation
Rockford, IL – A very sticky situation went down in Rockford last night. A Fox defending himself with his gluegun was fatally shot by RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers following a standoff in the far west side early Monday morning. The
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Manufacturing Jobs Still On The Up For Local Women
Rockford, IL – Manufacturing jobs for regional men have been on the decline since the mid-1970’s but local women are seeing a boom in manufacturing jobs unlike most regions in the country– a real baby boom. Despite on-going terrible economic conditions in the Rockford region that were caused by the outsourcing of manufacturing jobs due to selfish and poor business leadership over the last few decades, The United States Bureau of Labor has released key stats in each of the last 37 years that shows women are seeing a real gain in manufacturing while men suffer for work.
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Local Woman has Mental breakdown at TEDx event..
This letter was sent to us from a local woman who attended a TEDx event in Bainsport IL last year, Dear RKFD News I am in a place that I find surreal. The events that took place at the TEDx
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Chasing Cars: How do you get your child to stop?
Rockford, IL – Do you have a problem with your child chasing cars? If your child continues to chase cars there is a very good chance he will soon get hit by one. This is a serious problem that needs to be addressed. It is best to try and avoid this nasty habit in the first place by not encouraging he or her to chase anything. How can you accomplish this?
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New Species Of Rabbit Discovered
Chemung, IL – Every stripper dreams of being discovered by talent agents leafing through their dressing romm’s panties drawer. If rabbits have such aspirations, consider them satisfied in Chemung, IL. Researchers from Wisconsin recently spotted a previously unknown species while randomly
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