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Downtown Rockford’s poor, old, brick Building (which sat predominantly vacant since 1978) has caused locals to
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Lonely Men Wonder: Will Binders Supply Catch Up With Demand?
United States of America – The election is over! Will the search for binders for lonely men across the country soon come to an end? We have some answers. “I’ve been on a three week quest. I’ve searched every Office
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Poor Child Speared by RKFDP SWAT Team
Rockford, IL – Members of the RKFDP SWAT (Rockford Dream Police Department’s School-Yard Whoop Ass Team) TEAM surrounded a home on Hamster Circle near Finkleton Middle School Sunday afternoon. Officers said they were trying to negotiate with an armed child barricaded inside
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RKFDP Officers Shoot & Kill Porcupine
Rockford, IL – Fourteen RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers shot and killed a Porcupine holding a woman at porcupine-point Friday morning. The shooting happened about 7:45 a.m. at a motel near the Moel Beal Gas Station on the 3800 block of River
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11 Year Old Pony Shot By RKFDP
Rockford, IL – An 11-year-old pony was shot Saturday night while galloping near the Fairgrounds Valley housing project. RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers said the pony was walking with other ponies playing pony games and telling pony stories in a
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Hope Robs Mother Protecting Son
Rockford, IL – Nancy Beladonna is still in shock. “We didn’t sleep all last night. I’m tired from crying and looking out my windows. I feel like Hope is all around us, waiting to rob us again of everything we
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Where’s Rick? There’s Larry! | #1
Rick Nielsen Sighting provided by Linda Roberts, Rockford, IL: “I was pulling around aisel eight at the Hilander grocery mart on Rural St. when I spotted a man dressed in all black. At first I thought it was Johnny Cash
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