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Rockford Golfers Welcome African-American Golfers and Ludacris to Roscoe, IL
Ludacris to Perform At The Inaugural and Internationally Historic Civil Rights Golf Sporting Festival in Roscoe, IL, May 13-20th, 2013. Rockford, IL – One of Rockford, IL’s many, many Whiteys-only Golf Clubs, The Rockford Green Dogs, has come up with
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Bears’ Charles Tillman Fighting Fumbling Baby Urges
Peanuts Tillman Working With Rockford School District’s Famous Psychotherapist, The Great Paul, To Cure Baby Fumbling Urges Star Defense Person Causes Fumbles On The Field, But Can He Stop Urges To Make Wife Fumble New Baby? Our new sports reporter,
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2012 Heart of Rockford Awards – Nominees and Predictions
The nominees are ready to accept their hearts if Rockford’s popular, progressive, downtown city organization, River District, is ready to give them new hearts during their 2012 Awards ceremony tomorrow night in scenic, downtown Rockford, IL! We will be there
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Where’s Rick? There’s Larry! #2
Rick Nielsen Sighting provided by Kraig Nichols, Rockford, IL: “Spotted Rick this morning at the Stop-N-Go on North Main Street. It looked like he had a bottle of YooHoo in his hands. I waited behind him in line for quite
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Sexy Bald Eagle Shot On School Bus
Rockford, IL – “It was so Cray Cray,” recalls Sally the Squirrel about the day when her friend, Jenny the Balding Eagle, was shot and soaked almost to death while they were on their school bus last month. She says
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Free Applebees Meals For Veterans Angers Teachers and Church Goers
Rockford, IL – Applebees, the popular retail restaurant chain, celebrated Veterans Day by offering free meals to America’s military veterans. Local Rockfordians are not happy, especially Elaine Carlson, a first grade teacher and mother of five who tried to feed
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