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Gaming Machines Start Ruining Rockford Families Today
ROCKFORD, IL – Illinois’s huge video gaming expansion could start paying off right meow. The video game machines were put to good use this afternoon. At least 14 people were seen coming out of Harys Bar. Some were screaming at
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Elderly Man Loses Hat, Finds Salvation
Rockford, IL – Dudley Newhouse, 91, lost his hat over the weekend at a local Old County Buffet and spent all of Sunday morning looking for it. He returned to the restaurant for dinner tonight at 4:30 p.m. and was
Read MoreLoves Park Bookie Spills on MLB Wildcard Debacle 0
Rockford, IL – He is known to us only as Dale. A resident of Loves Park, Dale has been making a living as an air conditioner repairman for over a decade now. But how does an air conditioner repairman afford a
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Nintendo’s Mario Beat Up By Video-Game-Racists & Film Crew
Rockford, IL – According to the very popular, local, celebrity crime reporters, Rockford Scanner, something ridiculous went down on the corner of Perryville and East State today. Something too true to be good enough for us to make up. The
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Man Stabbed By Well-Dressed Men, No One Cares
Rockford, IL – A local man was stabbed several times Saturday morning around the 400 block of Acorn St.. William N. Trinidad III was waiting for the bus Saturday morning when he was approached by a group of young, well-dressed,
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Restaurant Gives Huge Incentives
ROCKFORD, IL – A local restaurant is giving it’s largest customers incentives to come in and get bigger. “Chick-A-Doo is not concerned with our city’s obesity problem. They are giving away free meals for customers over 350 lbs.,” says a thin
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