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Morning-After Results: Bears Win On Chad & Jenny’s Date Night
Rockford, IL – The Chicago Bears played the Dallas Cowboys in Texas last night. Meanwhile in Rockford, IL, Jenny Livingston went on a date with Chad Anderson. The young couple enjoyed their second date together at Social in downtown Rockford.
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President’s Bus Drives Past Rockford to Freeport
Rockford, IL – The President’s cavalry was seen driving past Rockford, IL earlier this month. The 1.1 million dollar bus, along with a companion bus and a cavlary of vans cruised on I-90, right past Rockford, IL. “The decision to
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Baby Helps Police Arrest Purse Snatcher
Rockford, IL – Late Sunday evening, Rockford police officers responded to an alarm for a purse snatching outside of a Happy Wong restaurant parking lot at 3904 Delarware on the city’s south side. Police and eyewitness reports state that the
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Strawberry Valley Boy Slams Dead Squirrel Against City Hall
Strawberry Valley, IL – Police in Strawberry Valley says a child– who must have been angry about a dead squirrel left on a street– took a bloody rodent carcass to City Hall, and angrily slammed it against the building’s doors.
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Fortunate Artists Pray For City’s Salvation
Rockford, IL – Artists throughout Rockford, IL, have been gathering at Davis Park for about 5 years to pray for their city’s resurrection from the pits of economic hell. “Most of us have been creating from a heavenly, righteous place
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WRAX Loses Beautiful News Model, Jenny Whirley
Rockford, IL – Local TV station, WRAX, and all of Rockford, IL, mainly the men, are very sad to say goodbye to one of their nicest news models. Jenny Whirley came to our ugly town in 2011 with the brightest
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