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I Used To Be A Man, Now I Am A Sea Otter
Rockford, IL – Timothy Krill was his own man for 27 years of his life. A
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That’s right folks! Rockford area Department of Motor Vehicles locations will be closed April Fool’s Day,
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Rockford, IL – We received a love letter poem today from Jennifer Clobber of Cherry Valley,
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Rockford, IL – City officials have confirmed that “Mondays are a great day to git sum.”
...0Number One Position for Making Sweet, Sweet Rockford Love Revealed
Rockford, IL – A 2014 study by US News Reports was released today stating that “the number one
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Rockford Named Jizz City, USA
Rockford, IL – America’s contributions to world culture includes jazz, baseball (debatable), soda pop, Levis, the Simpsons, Baywatch, commercialized evangelism, hip-hop, country-pop music (the bad kind, circa 1985 to present) , hillbilly pride, ebonics, cheap beer, skunk weed, porn and
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Listening to John Diliberto, Smiling, & Free Work Rebuilds Rockford’s Less Traveled Roads & Mostly Broken Homes
Rockford, IL – The regional recession that began in the late 1970s for Rockfordians emotionally prepared the city for it’s final bow over the last ten years. Economists (US Dept. of Labor) and publications (Forbes) have been hinting for 40
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Two Ways to Make Your Wife Happy
Rockford, IL – For many husbands, wives can be downright confusing. One night, a husband looks at his wife with sad porcupine eyes and suggests romance. She replies in frustration, “Not tonight. Is sex all you men think about?” A
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Big Balloon Go Pop Over Rockford, River Sharks Eat Family of 6
Rockford, IL – A large hot air balloon carrying a family of six took off from the west side of Rockford on Sunday morning and attempted to fly to the east side of Rockford. A crowd of east-siders gathered in
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Rockford Principals Enjoy Tuesday Threesomes Together
Rockford, IL – Three fellow principals from a RPS205 high school, Jailford, middle school, Tacovelt and a special one from the catholic h.s., Druggylan, have been sharing a mutual hunger for the same thing tax-payers do. Tax payers want to
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