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I Used To Be A Man, Now I Am A Sea Otter
Rockford, IL – Timothy Krill was his own man for 27 years of his life. A
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That’s right folks! Rockford area Department of Motor Vehicles locations will be closed April Fool’s Day,
...0Bachata Man Meets Childless Lady in Rockford
“Hi there. I’m looking for someone who will like to be my partner to learn to
...0A Valentine’s Day Letter From Jenny Clobber to The City She Loves
Rockford, IL – We received a love letter poem today from Jennifer Clobber of Cherry Valley,
...0What’s the Best Day of the Week to Git Sum in Rockford? We have the answer.
Rockford, IL – City officials have confirmed that “Mondays are a great day to git sum.”
...0Number One Position for Making Sweet, Sweet Rockford Love Revealed
Rockford, IL – A 2014 study by US News Reports was released today stating that “the number one
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Romance On The Rise In Rockford, Neighbors Speak Out
Romance is drastically on the rise in Rockford, IL, since July 4th. These acts of romance have been reported: The birthing of a 0-year-old boy in the back of whale’s butt on Tuesday as he stood outside the whale’s butt
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Family of Five Enjoys Fun Weekend
Rockford, IL – Jack Lily and his family of five had big plans this weekend in Rockford, IL. “We had a great weekend, let me tell you all about it,” bragged the father to a table full of co-workers meeting for
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Should we move here?
Maxine Roberts sent us a special message and our readers responded. “My husband is thinking of accepting a job offer in Rockford, IL. We are from Louisville, Kentucky, and with the crime rate so high in our city, we are
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Goldfish Finally Realizes He Can Go Nowhere In Life
ROCKFORD, IL – A goldfish realized that he can go nowhere and he will die in a small see-thru glass home in Rockford of Illinois in a special bullet-proof aquarium called your mind. More on this incredible heart breaking story
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Gay Marriages Between Hemis and Hillbillies Approved
Rockford, IL – A landmark event occurred in the Forest City of Hopes, Dreams, Defeats, Sounds, and Visions. City council men and a few voters reached an agreement on gay marriages between Dodge Hemis and Rockford Hillbillies. The unanimous approval
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Wanda James Wakes Up With a Dream on MLK Day
UPDATE: January 22nd, 2013 Rockford, IL – RKFDNews.com reported on Martin Luther King Jr’s Day below – January 21st, 2013 – that local woman, Wanda James, had awakened from a dream and a poem she had wanted to share with all
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