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Elderly Woman Stabbed on Far West Side
At least 14 pieces of toast were battered this morning and one elderly woman named Vince was stabbed on the Far West Side. No other information is available and we do not really care because today is our one year
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Happy 1-Year Anniversary to RKFDNews.com
September 11th, 2013 Dear Rockford, IL, and beyond. We want to share something worthy of your attention on our 1-Year Anniversary. A year spent breaking the noose for you for free. No Kickstarter campaign, no broken promises or begging to
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Rockford Leaders Call Angelina Jolie For Help
Rockford, IL – Word from City Hall has the village of Rockford, IL celebrating great news tonight. Local leaders including Mayor Barry Morrisson have told RKFDNews.com that they FaceTimed and Skype Chatted with Angelina Jolie’s humanitarian representatives today with regards
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City Plans Wall Street Journal Bonfire Fundraiser For The Arts
Rockford, IL – Days after winning the Wall Street Journal’s championship for America’s most pathetic real estate market with regards to underwater properties, Rockford leaders have responded with a city-wide plan to ban the Wall Street Journal from ever ending
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Johnny Emerald the IIIrd Releases New Song, “Rockford (Damn, I Miss Georgia)”
Rockford, IL – Homeless Rockford man and overnight singing star, Johnny Emerald the IIIrd, released his 5th song online this week, “Rockford (Damn, I Miss Georgia)“. Listen below. Catch up on all noose articles related to Johnny Emerald the IIIrd
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Popular Rockford Mommy Makes More Cookies For Her Little Pumpkins and Hubby
Rockford, IL – Cookies are in the Autumn air around Rockford. Rockford smells so delicious. Earlier this week we reported that Mrs.Jill DeContonio baked a nice batch of cookies for her son Don and his friends to end Labor Day
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