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Downtown Rockford’s poor, old, brick Building (which sat predominantly vacant since 1978) has caused locals to
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Provolone Ferne Ristorante Cucina Kök’s west side grand opening has been cancelled due to the horrific
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Rockford Register Star’s Mommy & Daddy Company Files For Bankruptcy
Rockford, IL – We here at RKFDnews.com have been waiting a few weeks for this noose to break. We want to send hugs and good wishes (positive, keep smiling, Rockford styled, bending over wishes) to our compadres at the Rockford
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City Prepares to See Art and then Drink Beer – Fall ArtSeen 2013!
Rockford, IL – The very popular city-wide event, ArtSeen, is going on this weekend in the Forest City of Dreams and Hope. ArtSeen 2013 will be everywhere, from downtown to the far east side. People will be everywhere looking
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Lady Arrested For Poisoning Family With Homemade Lasagna
Rockford, IL – Ginger Bred, 51 year old mother of three and once-proud wife of her husband John Bred, was arrested for poisoning her family with homemade lasagna this week. Mrs. Bred is currently being institutionalized in Joliet, IL because
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Large Rabbit Mauls Woman
An out-of-control, 200-pound rabbit named “Sunshine” that had recently been given Xanax apparently went berserk and mauled a woman in Rockford, leaving her in critical condition. The owner of the rabbit Jayrod Hennigren stabbed him multiple times after the Monday
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Yahoo Finance Implies Rockford is #2 American City to be Done For… Duh
Rockford, IL – Yahoo Finance published a report listing 10 American cities that will not recover from the Great Recession. The irony is that Rockford never recovered from the late 70s-early 80s recession which began the four decade defeat of
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Rockford Area High School Athletes Top Country in Hirings and Arrests
Rockford, IL – Shocking new studies provided to us by the NANAHWA (National Alliance of Nepotistic Athleticism For a Healthier Working America) shows that Rockford, IL and the Winnebago County area’s finest high school athlete students are leading the country
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