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Purple Lion Attacks Children
Rockford, IL – With a fresh pot of coffee in her hand, Krystal Evoloafredrick explained why she likes her cafe being so small. “In a normal place, I’d have to walk around all day,” she says. “Here, I just stand in
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Homeless Man Bishop Knightly The IIIrd Loves Rockford Class Coffee
ROCKFORD, IL – Homeless Man Bishop Knightly III loves being homeless in Rockford and he hopes change never comes because, “dis Rockfart coffee too good to lose.” Homeless Man Knightly the IIIrd also told RKFDNews, “One time in 2004 I
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City Board Meetings Resume
Rockford, IL – Rockford area citizens went about life as they always do exactly 24 hours after a city election was decided by 22% of it’s registered voting population. 78% of the registered voting population didn’t even know what hit
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2013 ROCKFORD MAYOR RESULTS: POVERTY WINS AGAIN
Rockford, IL – The 2013 election results are in. Poverty won by a landslide once again. 78% of Rockford’s registered voters stayed home to eat, sleep, watch TV, or headed to a bar to get high in the parking lot
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Elmer Fudd and Bugs Battle It Out On Facebook
Cartoons Exchange Facebook Words; Mr. Bunny presents a fact, Mr. Fudd feels bad and attacks Mr. Bunny with a naughty, male genital, name! The Rockford War Between the feel-miserably-better Get Positive Squad and the reality based Logic Battalion Rages On
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Team Positivity Attacks RKFD News on Facebook with Internet Emotions!
Rockford, IL – The war between Rockford, IL’s, Get Positive Battalion and the Universe’s Logic Army squared off for a rap battle on facebook in the last 24 hours. We were there to witness it because Team Positive attacked dour
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