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Rockford Dream Police Shoot Dog and Kill Cat

ROCKFORD, IL –  RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers shot a cute dog and killed an extremely fertile cat on West State Street.  No other information is available. You will know more when we know less. – Ron Kites  

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Great Reviews For Carp Festival

Nick A Las Conservatory Garners National Attention For Historic Pet Carp Pool and Sin-A-Sippy Carp Pond Ranked #1 of 20 attractions in the Rkfd area; voted #6 attraction our of 50 in the United States for fishy conservatory projects. Type: Carp Pond and

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Misery Loves Real Original Vison (or) Excellence Never Looked This Good

Rockford, IL – Mayor Barry Morrisson of Rockford, IL, unleashed his 2013 marketing campaign last week to universal applause.  “Vison.  Leadership. … Results,” proclaims his marketing material.  Our staff rose from our chairs, clapped, hung our heads in defeat and

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Submit Videos to Share on RKFD NEWS YouTube Channel

RKFDNews.com is now available on YouTube, but don’t get too excited.  We’re not creating the videos to post (we don’t have time to) for your comedic enjoyment, you are. We are asking the community to provide any videos they’d like

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Dollars PLUS A Major Plus To Rockford’s Growing Wallets

ROCKFORD, IL – Dollars PLUS™, a national chain of low cost convenience stores, announced that they will be building their next three  locations throughout the Rockford area.   Paggy Monsoon, public relations representative for Dollars PLUS™, spoke at a press release

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Carp, Nature’s Protectors

Rockford, IL – You’ve seen it on Carpy the River Fish and other popular TV shows; carps rescuing humans from drowning and keeping them safe from harm. Does it really happen? The answer is YES, dummy, or I would not have

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