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RPSDD 205 Lowers High School Athletes’ GPA To Raise Better Linemen, Fullbacks, and some Tight Ends
Rockford, IL – According to ESPN‘s popular news show, “Outside The Lines“, the miserably hilarious Rockford Public School District of Dreams 205 (RPSDD205) came up with a solution for raising future NFL defensive and offensive lineman, a few middle linebackers and a decent
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Foul Odor Reported; Methane From Polling Places Blamed
Loves Park, IL – Coastal residents near The Mighty Rock awoke to a foul odor last week that probably was caused by a large release of methane in the polling places authorities said. Fire departments in Rkfd and Loves Park
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TEDx Returns to Rockford, Idea Makers Gather For Story Hour Day, Many Prepare to Drink Coffee
Rockford, IL – TEDx is back and he wants to hear your ideas, Rockford! Today’s event, TEDxRockfordLive, will feature lots of coffee and stories from locals about ideas and stuff. Word is that everyone will walk away inspired to make
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City Reacts to Forbes by Learning How To Read and Write, Promises Championship in 2014
Rockford, IL – Rockford, Illinois area citizens and local leaders are still reeling from this week’s 3rd place defeat to the champion Detroit and eternal top three runner up Flint, Michigan. Forbes Magazine’s annual Miserably Funny American Cities contest revealed
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Cheerleader Rallies #3 Most Miserably Funny City
Rockford, IL – Rockford cheerleader Pawla Careola led her team to the World University Cheerleading Championship in Arizona recently. She brought home two sexy trophies with her after reading something miserably funny about Rockford of Illinois that hurt her hometown’s
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1,000 Voters Sum Up Mayor’s Race
Rockford, IL – The 2013 mayoral election is on April 9th in case you didn’t know. We took an online survey last week asking the community if they knew when the election was, who was running, and why they weren’t
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