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The Beauty Of Barry: Cantaloupes

Hi, it’s me again, Rockford.  I am a very handsome man living in an ugly town.  Let me share another secret for feeling, looking and tasting good: Cantaloupes. 1. Start by buying the biggest, juiciest cantaloupe you can find, once

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Happy Unemployed Educated Males Baffles Nation’s Best Psychotherapists According To A New Regional Report

Rockford, IL –  Northern IL is known for baffling the rest of the country with poor economic statistics.  Natives often confuse emotions with math and metaphors, but they’re also confusing the nation’s best professional psychotherapists who have been monitoring the

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Local Woman has Mental breakdown at TEDx event..

This letter was sent to us from a local woman who attended a TEDx event in Bainsport IL last year, Dear RKFD News I am in a place that I find surreal. The events that took place at the TEDx

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Chasing Cars: How do you get your child to stop?

Rockford, IL – Do you have a problem with your child chasing cars? If your child continues to chase cars there is a very good chance he will soon get hit by one. This is a serious problem that needs to be addressed. It is best to try and avoid this nasty habit in the first place by not encouraging he or her to chase anything. How can you accomplish this?

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Eating Out Rockford: County Line Buffet brings freedom, fatness to local couple

Editor’s note: “Eating Out Rockford” is a bi-weekly feature on interesting places to dine & drink in Rockford.  Ron Kites is not a food professional, and his opinions are not reflective of those on the RKFDNews Team, or RKFDNews Inc.

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Vicious Chickens Attack Grandmothers

Rockford, IL – Around 7:04 this morning, members of the Booney County Animal Control were called to the 2100 block of Canningham Road for a call about chickens wildly attacking several elderly women.  Police and fire were also dispatched to

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