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The Beauty of Barry: Sweet Peas
Hi, it’s me again, Rockford. I am a very handsome man living in an ugly town. Let me share another secret for pouty lips: Sweet Peas. My girlfriends ask me all the time, “Oh my God, Barry, your lips are
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The Beauty of Barry: Cock Soup
Hi, it’s me again, Rockford. I am a very handsome man living in an ugly town. Let me share another secret for feeling, looking, tasting, and smelling good: Cock Soup. My girlfriends ask me all the time, “Oh my God,
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Cold Weather Sparks Some Stateline Readers Minds
ROCKFORD, IL – This cold chilly weather has our readers asking some great questions like this one from Gus Ragsdale: Will a body part or tongue really stick to a frozen pole? ANSWER: Yes Gus, it does stick and it
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Machesney Park Guy Wakes Up To New Tune After Power Outage
Loves Park, IL – Machesney Park went dark and cold late Saturday night as ComEd suffered a major power outage. Some locals suffered more than others come Sunday morning. Ronnie Jethrows had been waking up to the same tune on his
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2013 FIRST ROCKFORD BABY – Larson Dontel Svaydohlberg the IIIrd
Rockford, IL – Larson Dontel Svaydohlberg the IIIrd was the Rockford area’s first born baby at 12:00:08 AM on January 1st, 2013. The young male boy was born to a single father, Chadwhick Svaydohlberg the IInd. The wandering mother was
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Free Applebees Meals For Veterans Angers Teachers and Church Goers
Rockford, IL – Applebees, the popular retail restaurant chain, celebrated Veterans Day by offering free meals to America’s military veterans. Local Rockfordians are not happy, especially Elaine Carlson, a first grade teacher and mother of five who tried to feed
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