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I Used To Be A Man, Now I Am A Sea Otter
Rockford, IL – Timothy Krill was his own man for 27 years of his life. A
...0Rockford DMV Locations Will Close in Observance of April Fool’s Day
That’s right folks! Rockford area Department of Motor Vehicles locations will be closed April Fool’s Day,
...0Bachata Man Meets Childless Lady in Rockford
“Hi there. I’m looking for someone who will like to be my partner to learn to
...0A Valentine’s Day Letter From Jenny Clobber to The City She Loves
Rockford, IL – We received a love letter poem today from Jennifer Clobber of Cherry Valley,
...0What’s the Best Day of the Week to Git Sum in Rockford? We have the answer.
Rockford, IL – City officials have confirmed that “Mondays are a great day to git sum.”
...0Number One Position for Making Sweet, Sweet Rockford Love Revealed
Rockford, IL – A 2014 study by US News Reports was released today stating that “the number one
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2013 FIRST ROCKFORD BABY – Larson Dontel Svaydohlberg the IIIrd
Rockford, IL – Larson Dontel Svaydohlberg the IIIrd was the Rockford area’s first born baby at 12:00:08 AM on January 1st, 2013. The young male boy was born to a single father, Chadwhick Svaydohlberg the IInd. The wandering mother was
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Dreams Run Away, We Know Why
Rockford, IL– Any dream can run away at any time if the circumstances are right. Believe me, if they’re under enough stress, any dream can justify running away. Don’t forget the golden rule of chasing waterfalls by TLC, running away
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Lonely Men Wonder: Will Binders Supply Catch Up With Demand?
United States of America – The election is over! Will the search for binders for lonely men across the country soon come to an end? We have some answers. “I’ve been on a three week quest. I’ve searched every Office
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Unemployed Engineer Wakes Up From Dream To Share It With Internet
Rockford , IL – Local unemployed engineer, Ronald Donaldson, emailed RKFDNews.com about a dream he had this morning – that he also shared with his friend’s friends on facebook – that he now wants to share with all of us. Thank you, Mr. Donaldson, for sharing your dream with us. Read below for his transcript.
“Dear RKFD News,
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TEDx Event Will Inspire Locals To Continue Telling Stories To Each Other
Rockford, IL -TEDx – the popular online community site that inspires professional people (and lazy web surfers needing to get their day going if coffee doesn’t) to think with other peoples ideas – is coming to town! The TEDxRockford’s PR statement says, “the goal of TEDxRockford is to tell stories around the model’s four main themes: 21st Century Brainpower, Innovation and Entrepreneurship, Quality Connected Places, and Branding with New Narratives.” We thought locals were trying to do that for decades, but now we know that TED is listening to us!
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Human Traffic Rising
Rockford, IL – RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) got a fancy report from the Bureau Of Free Labor that explained The report told at least three cases of people being trafficked for illegal sense of hope and security donations but they were
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