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THE FANS HAVE SPOKEN!

Rockford Ad Firm Celebrates Five Years In Business At Chili’s

Jerry and Chad
4 out of 5
Extinguished Inc.
4 out of 5
Extinguished Inc. Employees
20 out of 5
Chili's
12 out of 5
Friday Fundays
12 out of 5
Diana Cottir
20 out of 5
Jen and Tod
16 out of 5
Baby Back Ribs
20 out of 5
Margaritas
20 out of 5
Chips and Salsa
20 out of 5
3.7
3.7 out of 5

I Used To Be A Man, Now I Am A Sea Otter

Rockford Man Before
4 out of 5
Rockford Man After
20 out of 5
Rockford Sea Otter
20 out of 5
Timothy The Sea Otter
20 out of 5
4
4 out of 5

Is Your Poop Backed Up? You Have Rockford IBS—Barry Will Help You

Barry
20 out of 5
Rockford IBS
4 out of 5
Peasants
12 out of 5
Barry's Cure
20 out of 5
Regional Employers
4 out of 5
Downtown Rockford
4 out of 5
Moscow Mitch
4 out of 5
Donald Trump
4 out of 5
Rockford Art Deli
4 out of 5
Linda, Barry's Wife
20 out of 5
Beef-A-Roo
16 out of 5
Banana Shake
20 out of 5
McDonald's
8 out of 5
Sausage McMuffin With Egg
8 out of 5
Chick Fil-A
12 out of 5
Fried Chicken Sandwich
12 out of 5
Polynesian Sauce
20 out of 5
Barry's Cock
20 out of 5
Starbucks
8 out of 5
Grande Latte
12 out of 5
Oranges
20 out of 5
OJ With Pulp
20 out of 5
Fresh Coffee
16 out of 5
Pooping
20 out of 5
Toilet Paper
16 out of 5
3.2
3.2 out of 5

Successful Poverty Not Just For North, South and West Sides of Rockford Anymore

Long John Silvers
20 out of 5
North Side Poverty
16 out of 5
South Side Poverty
20 out of 5
East Side Poverty
8 out of 5
West Side Poverty
20 out of 5
Making Rockford Great For America on The Internet Again by 2035
12 out of 5
4
4 out of 5

Symbol Fest Sold Out, New Labor Day Location TBA

Symbol Festival
20 out of 5
Bring Johnny Emerald the IIIrd to Symbol Festival
20 out of 5
Free Tickets
20 out of 5
5
5 out of 5

Renegade Alderman Dismantles Billboards Overnight To Initiate Rockford Transformation By Eliminating Erect Messages

Billboards
20 out of 5
The Rockford Motorists
4 out of 5
Erect Thoughts
12 out of 5
Dom Thirmkey
0 out of 5
2.3
2.3 out of 5

JOHNNY EMERALD THE IIIrd SINGS!